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Did you know watermelon is a vegetable? Sweeper2000
A jolly guess kboston
I'm guessing 420, because after you "party" it up, you're going to want to eat these jolly ranchers.
the ranchers were jolly davejj
Jolly if I win and my dentist would Roger that! Lizzelle
Sitting here trying to count oh no stefana22
in it to win it RB4629
hmmmm.... i hope it is true
My fave flavor Jolly Rancher techn1
I could suck on those all day long...mmm augustina033
i hope i win patrickmdln
Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rum, Jolly Ranchers yum, yum yum............. coalcracker
i hope i win patrickmdln
I'm jolly it isn't puzzle pieces! paulbald2
hope i win patrickmdln
The product was originally produced by the Jolly Rancher Company, founded in 1949 by Bill and Dorothy Harmsen of Golden, Colorado. stanmcham
i hope i win patrickmdln
i hope i win patrickmdln
mmmmmmm inghouse
I hope I win
My son put our cat in the dryer :-) kellyhutch
I'm trying ha. so this is my answer
Love Jolly Ranchers RB4629
Something Witty!
just once, please csp112
witty hrlfranky
Jolly jar of goodness
water on my melons
I know for a fact, for my name is Jackson Tucker (27613, Raleigh, North Carolina) that there are 199 jolly ranchers in the jar!
Come to Me Watermelon!!