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mmmmmmm jolly ranchers snot
witty hrlfranky
Jolly jar of goodness
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. - Scott Adams Texas_Aggie
Nope BigTubby
water on my melons
I know for a fact, for my name is Jackson Tucker (27613, Raleigh, North Carolina) that there are 199 jolly ranchers in the jar!
MMMM Eat candy
ummm srwsbabydoll
Come to Me Watermelon!!
the only thing thats gonna be jolly is me.
ho ho ho csp112
jolly,jolly,jolly, it tastes like a lolly
Gotta have my watermelon, I am not a jolly fellon, I am a happy swimming fish, watermelon ranchers is all I wish, to eat, to share, to give out everywhere, to everybody, to everyone, now my wittyness is done! terdar
mmmmmm jolly ranchers snot
why
I won! Thanks~ Ronald Cone
I'm jolly for Jolly Ranchers!
MMMMM -- Peach imjasonc
I will win
Watermelon is my favorite mnono141
watermelon is my favorite J. R. flavor! marye302
How jolly I will be if I win!
Makes my mough water & my melon tingle! shirl60
Im feeling Jolly!
Ranchers need something to keep them jolly, it's hard work.
My guess is pretty sweet
i hope to win patrickmdln
i love jolly ranchers sophiabacorn
Delicious. :)