Witty Remarks

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i hope i win patrickmdln
One a day keeps the dentist in pay! lauriejohnson
mmmmmmm jolly ranchers snot
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. - Scott Adams Texas_Aggie
Nope BigTubby
MMMM Eat candy
ummm srwsbabydoll
My lucky number...
ho ho ho csp112
mmmmmm jolly ranchers snot
I won! Thanks~ Ronald Cone
MMMMM -- Peach imjasonc
Watermelon is my favorite mnono141
watermelon is my favorite J. R. flavor! marye302
Ranchers need something to keep them jolly, it's hard work.
i hope to win patrickmdln
i hope i win patrickmdln
Ummmmm....? malcon9369
i hope i win patrickmdln
Lets get Jolly in a Jar. salutetherat
Soo much candy and I only have 1 dentist Gary123
i hope i win patrickmdln
Have a holly, jolly Christmas...It's the best time of the year...oh my golly have a holly jolly Christmas this year! Caposhi
i hope i win patrickmdln
Come to Me Watermelon!!
the only thing thats gonna be jolly is me.
jolly,jolly,jolly, it tastes like a lolly
Gotta have my watermelon, I am not a jolly fellon, I am a happy swimming fish, watermelon ranchers is all I wish, to eat, to share, to give out everywhere, to everybody, to everyone, now my wittyness is done! terdar
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I'm jolly for Jolly Ranchers!