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I could suck on those all day long...mmm augustina033
i hope i win patrickmdln
Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rum, Jolly Ranchers yum, yum yum............. coalcracker
i hope i win patrickmdln
I'm jolly it isn't puzzle pieces! paulbald2
hope i win patrickmdln
The product was originally produced by the Jolly Rancher Company, founded in 1949 by Bill and Dorothy Harmsen of Golden, Colorado. stanmcham
i hope i win patrickmdln
i hope i win patrickmdln
mmmmmmm inghouse
i hope i win patrickmdln
today is my day, I am going to win. Oh, wait..what did you say I can win? augustina033
i hope i win patrickmdln
Love the smell of watermellon
Watermelon is the best flavor!!! sproutrocksit
The blindfolded clown never yells shadspotlight
The Jolly Rancher, that is me. My guess is perfect, wait and see! Vera Sorrels
A jolly guess kboston
I'm guessing 420, because after you "party" it up, you're going to want to eat these jolly ranchers.
the ranchers were jolly davejj
Jolly if I win and my dentist would Roger that! Lizzelle
Sitting here trying to count oh no stefana22
in it to win it RB4629
keeps ya happy while working on the farm
Hope they're all watermelon... :) sproutrocksit
It's just candy!
Watermelony goodness! sparklkinz
feed me! dstred11
Give me my CANDY
Gimme some