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Something Witty!
just once, please csp112
witty hrlfranky
Jolly jar of goodness
water on my melons
I know for a fact, for my name is Jackson Tucker (27613, Raleigh, North Carolina) that there are 199 jolly ranchers in the jar!
Come to Me Watermelon!!
the only thing thats gonna be jolly is me.
jolly,jolly,jolly, it tastes like a lolly
Gotta have my watermelon, I am not a jolly fellon, I am a happy swimming fish, watermelon ranchers is all I wish, to eat, to share, to give out everywhere, to everybody, to everyone, now my wittyness is done! terdar
why
I'm jolly for Jolly Ranchers!
I will win
How jolly I will be if I win!
Makes my mough water & my melon tingle! shirl60
Im feeling Jolly!
My guess is pretty sweet
i love jolly ranchers sophiabacorn
Delicious. :)
One thing is for sure: Much of what we think we know is based on wild speculation..
Gimme
mitty think its rightyy
not in you cant win ;)
Jolly Ranchers are actually named after Joe Lee Ramsheer, the creator of the confection in question.
this isn't a guess from the peanut gallery
Ranchers
Something witty... vlr928
I hope I win
My son put our cat in the dryer :-) kellyhutch
I'm trying ha. so this is my answer